So Very Busted...

Robin,

I have to take umbrage with the June 24th column in which you playfully chided e-mailers who have spelling problems.  Later in this same column, you blatantly misspelled Eddie Money's name.  Eddie, along with Grand Funk Railroad, performed here this week at a local airshow as part of what may have been The Milking Our Careers For Everything We Can Tour.  Fortunately, security was tight and there were sufficient amounts of  Schlitz and NASCAR collectibles to keep Eddie's local fan base from rioting.

I point this error out to you not out of spite or anger. Rather, I just like to do my part in helping this professional, highly regarded website keep it's rightful place in the upper echelon of cyberspace.  Awww, who am I kidding?  I'm an anal prick and that's all there is to it.

Sincerely,
Mike "Wouldn't it be ironic if I spelled umbrage wrong" Miller
Battle Creek, Michigan

P.S.  What the hell happened to The Helmet Room?  Having my name posted there was the one thing I had going for me in life and it's gone.  DO YOU TWO REALIZE HOW MUCH TAIL I WAS GETTING WHEN I SHOWED THAT TO WOMEN???  My love life has now officially gone "shtoink."